Category Archives: Mormons

Allegories Gone Wild: A War On Tugs, Or A Tug Of War?

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever … Continue reading

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Until your face turns blue…and beyond

Sometime, in the course of Child Meacham’s tantrum, I hope he begins to regret his overweening pride.  The tide has turned, the game is lost and you, Friend Trestin, are on the wrong side of history. Grow up, sir. Trestin … Continue reading

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Some Folks Just Won’t Mind Their Damn Business – Mormons Up In Arms

These damn crazies just get right up my nose: The Mormon church won’t drop its opposition to gay marriage The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (more commonly known as the Mormon church) recently reneged on its commitment to … Continue reading

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Mormons And The Racist Mentality

Of the top twenty craziest bullshit religions, the Church Of Latter Day Saints has got to be in at least the top ten. They wear holy underwear: they baptize the dead; they think that each and every one of them … Continue reading

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Proposition 8: Bing-Bong, The Bitch Is Dead! (Or Let’s Hope So)

For those among you who are not Californians, Proposition 8 was a ‘ballot proposition and constitutional amendment passed in the November 2008 state elections. The measure added a new provision, Section 7.5 of the Declaration of Rights, to the California … Continue reading

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And The Twit Of The Year Race Is On! (Or Rather, The Republican Presidential Nomination)

And what a line-up it’s been! The idiots have lined up, and it’s a cross between a spit-take, a face palm, a headdesk, and picking one’s metaphorical jaw off the floor. We have the Right Honorable Newt Gingrich, he of … Continue reading

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The Republican Party: How Do I Loathe Thee? Let Me Count The Ways…

Normally, in terms of ideology, I struggle to adopt a similar credo along the lines of “hate the idea, love the ideologue” (yeah, yeah, it smacks of “hate the sin, love the sinner”: so what, get over it) – and … Continue reading

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Everyone Has Problems– And Religion Fixes Them How Exactly?

I stumbled across an article that tries to approach the concept of who is and who isn’t bonkers when it comes to religion. The qualifying word in that last sentence is “tries”. Line between divine inspiration and religious insanity is … Continue reading

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It’s like we’ve been saying . . .

and why we win so many debates and arguments about religion. Survey: Americans don’t know much about religion But atheists actually know more than Protestants and Catholics, Pew Forum finds A new survey of Americans’ knowledge of religion found that … Continue reading

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Jews-Mormons work out agreement concerning after-death magical woo rituals

This religious woo stuff is so silly and amusing. As most of us are aware, Mormons believe posthumous baptism by proxy to ensure the deceased makes it to the magical kingdom in the afterlife. Members of the Mormon church immerse … Continue reading

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