The Right Wing Is All A-flutter–Because Nobody Praised Their Imaginary Friend?


The Elephants Who Hear Nothing are about the business of bullshit yet again. They prove yet again that they pay no attention to the facts nor to the world around them, but are insistent that they can impinge their fantasies on reality by mere dint of will power and repetition.

Paul Ryan Hits ‘God’ Absence From DNC Platform

ADEL, Iowa–Paul Ryan weighed in Wednesday on the Democrats’ 2012 platform, which makes no reference to “God,” calling the omission “rather peculiar.”

“It’s not in keeping with our founding documents, our founding vision, but I guess you would have to ask the Obama administration why they purged all this language from their platform,” Ryan said on Fox News.

The word God is not mentioned in the U.S. Constitution. The word “Nature’s God” appears once in the Declaration of Independence, alongside mention of the word “Creator.”

The new platform refers to faith, saying it “has always been a central part of the American story.”  It also says the US was founded on the principle of religious freedom and the ability of people to worship as they please. It praises the work of faith-based organizations.

As if it’s not enough that some idiotic afterbirth of the Republicans (the ‘Tea Party’) even exists, we have one of these assclowns actually running for VP, and adding insult to injury, he has to regurgitate the party line about ‘the founders’ and America being in debt to some non-existent superstition.

Regardless if Mitt wins or not (and it doesn’t look good for Mr. Underwear), somebody somewhere has to get on the boob tube, and start actually taking these ignoramuses to school. I may sound like a broken record here, but no opinion is worth shit unless it’s backed up by something we in the real world call evidence.

I sincerely wish we could abolish the Republican party – it’s done nothing but damage this country since the Demos and the Repubs switched faces at the start of the 20th century.

We’re better off without them. Any of them.

Till the next post, then.

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12 Responses to The Right Wing Is All A-flutter–Because Nobody Praised Their Imaginary Friend?

  1. Zarathustra says:

    After they dismisssed almost half of this country’s population, all they care about is that we don’t get down on our knees and worship their IMAGINARY ghod???? Rethuglicans…. F**K YOU!!!!!

  2. Stardust says:

    The Rethuglican Party has gotten more and more bizarre with each passing election. The fundamentalist Christians who are Republicans have reached an extreme level of lunacy, and the Ron Paul fundamentalists are even more insane. I don’t remember political elections bringing out such hate and violent language in all my voting years. Ironic that they are so concerned about the Dems not bringing god into it. Today’s Republican party is a selfish, money grubbing, bigoted, hateful, lying bunch that I have never seen the likes of.

  3. Lynda M O says:

    So sick of their made-up bullshit I can’t stand to be in the same room with the tv when the news is on. Makes my stomach hurt with all the lies and confabulations. Truly gut-wrenching when I think that they are running the joint and have most of OUR money behind them.

    I’m ill, getting old, tired of fighting….
    must be time to start blogging !~!

  4. Zarathustra says:

    Ditto, ditto, ditto……………. and Amen.

  5. Sue Blue says:

    The Democratic Party platform also makes no mention of Thor, Cthulhu, FSM, or Vishnu. There’s not a whisper of unicorns, mermaids, fairies, UFOs, Sasquatch or chupacabra, either. What is wrong with Dems? Must they be so realistic and focused on plain old mundane problems like jobs, the economy, human rights and social progress? After all, fantasy-based policy has worked so well for the U.S. in the past, right?


  6. Zarathustra says:

    Two big thumbs up on your comment……

  7. buckeyenonbeliever says:

    All Americans should be pissed that the white wing ….. ahh I mean right wing, did not place in their platform such words and concepts like inclusion, tolerance, equal pay, equal rights, seperation of church and state, and compromise.

    Never in my life have I seen such vitriol, such bigotry, such propaganda, and such outright dishonesty from one party like the republicans within the last several years. It is truly disgusting.

    If conservatives truly want to be taken seriously going forward there are only two viable options for them; they must either expel these vile, bible thumping, take us back to the dark ages wack jobs running their party; or create a 3 rd party without these psychotic extremists who appear to be running the asylum.

  8. Zarathustra says:

    Thank you buckeye….. you said it better than I ever did…..

  9. Zarathustra says:

    To all the Chrixstain Rethuglicans.. Ever play Billiards? Well, FOR CUE!!!!! And…. the imaginary ghod you rode in on…..

  10. Lynda M O says:

    Thank you for saying it so damn well. I hate the shit that these jerks are spreading about the world. It’s no longer just affecting USAa it’s all the humans everywhere who are suffering cuz of the bullshit policies these “Got-Miners” (i got mine, fuck you) enact around the world as they steal all the capital and keep if for their sick selves and their progeny.

    The words the Thugs left out are The. Most. Important. Words. in the Language. Ever. and Always.

  11. Zarathustra says:

    I’d be willing to praise their imaginary ghod….. when they’re willing to admit that the Earth isn’t flat. Bwahahahahahahaha!

  12. ChuckA says:

    The following YouTube video may be the all-time best compact summation of EXACTLY why Monotheism, particularly as proposed by the demonstrably moronic Western Abrahamic religions, is the most ridiculously solipsistic bunch of total bullshit that humans have ever made up.

    Like George Carlin, I REALLY miss Hitch’s presence in this amazingly longtime fucked-up and, IMO…
    (considering all current politics and the present number of viable Nuclear weapons)…
    DANGEROUSLY insane world.

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