Category Archives: Mormons

Allegories Gone Wild: A War On Tugs, Or A Tug Of War?

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever … Continue reading

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Until your face turns blue…and beyond

Sometime, in the course of Child Meacham’s tantrum, I hope he begins to regret his overweening pride.  The tide has turned, the game is lost and you, Friend Trestin, are on the wrong side of history. Grow up, sir. Trestin … Continue reading

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Some Folks Just Won’t Mind Their Damn Business – Mormons Up In Arms

These damn crazies just get right up my nose: The Mormon church won’t drop its opposition to gay marriage The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (more commonly known as the Mormon church) recently reneged on its commitment to … Continue reading

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Mormons And The Racist Mentality

Of the top twenty craziest bullshit religions, the Church Of Latter Day Saints has got to be in at least the top ten. They wear holy underwear: they baptize the dead; they think that each and every one of them … Continue reading

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Proposition 8: Bing-Bong, The Bitch Is Dead! (Or Let’s Hope So)

For those among you who are not Californians, Proposition 8 was a ‘ballot proposition and constitutional amendment passed in the November 2008 state elections. The measure added a new provision, Section 7.5 of the Declaration of Rights, to the California … Continue reading

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Nicki Minaj, Satan and the Phenomenon of Christian Butthurt

If you didn’t watch the Grammy Awards on Sunday night, chances are you’ve probably heard about what you missed — Nicki Minaj’s bizarre performance of “Roman Holiday.”  I’m not going to take the time to describe the performance except to … Continue reading

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And The Twit Of The Year Race Is On! (Or Rather, The Republican Presidential Nomination)

And what a line-up it’s been! The idiots have lined up, and it’s a cross between a spit-take, a face palm, a headdesk, and picking one’s metaphorical jaw off the floor. We have the Right Honorable Newt Gingrich, he of … Continue reading

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Christianity’s War on America: The Values Voters Summit

I’m not telling you anything you don’t know when I say the United States is in pretty bad shape right now.  The economy is in the middle of a meltdown, unemployment has skyrocketed and the nation is so deeply divided, … Continue reading

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Warren Jeffs and the FLDS: Don’t Say It’s Not About Religion, Because IT IS!

Throughout the recent trial of Warren Jeffs — whose official title is President, Prophet, Seer and Revelator of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but whose unofficial titles include such things as child rapist, Mormon pimp and … Continue reading

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The Republican Party: How Do I Loathe Thee? Let Me Count The Ways…

Normally, in terms of ideology, I struggle to adopt a similar credo along the lines of “hate the idea, love the ideologue” (yeah, yeah, it smacks of “hate the sin, love the sinner”: so what, get over it) – and … Continue reading

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